How Cold Is It?.. It's So Cold..

[Junkmanme]

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If'n thet car won't start.....I jest won't go nowhere.

I'll sit inside and stay warm.....I ain't wantin' ta git in a "Bumper-Car Competition" with a Snow-Plow, anyhoo...

But, yep. Hit be a fine idear ta keep yore batt'ry charged. (so's ya kin start the car, run tha heater, and listen to the "oldies" music.)

-Junkmanme-

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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If'n thet car won't start.....I jest won't go nowhere.

I'll sit inside and stay warm.....I ain't wantin' ta git in a "Bumper-Car Competition" with a Snow-Plow, anyhoo...

But, yep. Hit be a fine idear ta keep yore batt'ry charged. (so's ya kin start the car, run tha heater, and listen to the "oldies" music.)

-Junkmanme-

I told you that you were insane.

 

[Moabite]

It's so cold.... that my ex wife has been downgraded from frigid to cool.

 

[Junkmanme]

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Did YOU marry HER, too ??

Ain't seen HER in a LONG TIME.

jest lucky, I guess.
-Junkmanme-

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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Did YOU marry HER, too ??

Ain't seen HER in a LONG TIME.

jest lucky, I guess.
-Junkmanme-

Gosh, she gits around...

At least I ain't married to her no more.

 

[Junkmanme]

Like thet Ole Song says..."LOOK-OUT ...she's single again !"

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Like that one song...


"It'll be woooeee another man done gone.

 

[Moabite]

...she'll be divorcing again by spring.... if there is a spring that is.

 

[Junkmanme]

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[mississippifarmboy]

I always wondered why you didn't have to get your marriage license re-newed every four years like you do your drivers license? If you married the wicked witch of the mid-west like I did the first round you just sorta "forget" to go in and get a new license.

Problem soved

But I finally learned. Before I married the boss, I asked her if she wanted a new house, a car and all my money? She asked why? I said cause I'll just go ahead and buy it for you now and we can leave the lawyers out of it.