How Cold Is It?.. It's So Cold..

[EmtheFishLady]

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I use my cold feet when its time for DH to get up and put more wood in the stove....

I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY Doris Day and her husbands in those Hollywood Films always had twin beds.

NOW...I know.

-Junkmanme-

Twin beds would be awesome...I'd prank my hubby ALL THE TIME.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Some gut busters! No, I don't mean Grandma under the covers!

It's so cold, the steam off of my head created a war between 2 Indian villages!

 

[Junkmanme]

Em,
You be a mean woman !!!

-Junkmanme-

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I really, really am. I fed my husband two hotdogs and a piece of cheesecake while he slept once. He woke up the next morning complaining of TERRIBLE heartburn...He didn't find out for weeks what I'd done.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Hubby can handle himself.

He learned the "S" word.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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HE KILLED ME talking about that. That was so hilarious. I mean, you have to know my husband. He grew up in the burbs, with no animals. AT ALL. He HATES getting dirty. He will change his pants if they have the slightest bit of dirt on them. And he NEVER swears. It was hilarious.

 

[Junkmanme]

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I really, really am. I fed my husband two hotdogs and a piece of cheesecake while he slept once. He woke up the next morning complaining of TERRIBLE heartburn...He didn't find out for weeks what I'd done.

I had been trying to grow a BLUE rose.

One morning I woke up with a hangover and sat down for morning cereal.
There was a BLUE rose in a vase on the table.

I asked a LOT of questions about which rose bush it had come from.

She finally admitted to putting "food coloring" (blue?) in a vase with a WHITE rose the night before.

WHAT a BUMMER !!! (I was gonna be RICH !!! )

-Junkmanme-

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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HE KILLED ME talking about that. That was so hilarious. I mean, you have to know my husband. He grew up in the burbs, with no animals. AT ALL. He HATES getting dirty. He will change his pants if they have the slightest bit of dirt on them. And he NEVER swears. It was hilarious.

I cracked up over you cracking up!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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HE KILLED ME talking about that. That was so hilarious. I mean, you have to know my husband. He grew up in the burbs, with no animals. AT ALL. He HATES getting dirty. He will change his pants if they have the slightest bit of dirt on them. And he NEVER swears. It was hilarious.

I cracked up over you cracking up!

Yeah, I was laughing kinda oddly. Normally I cackle like a witch.


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I really, really am. I fed my husband two hotdogs and a piece of cheesecake while he slept once. He woke up the next morning complaining of TERRIBLE heartburn...He didn't find out for weeks what I'd done.

I had been trying to grow a BLUE rose.

One morning I woke up with a hangover and sat down for morning cereal.
There was a BLUE rose in a vase on the table.

I asked a LOT of questions about which rose bush it had come from.

She finally admitted to putting "food coloring" (blue?) in a vase with a WHITE rose the night before.

WHAT a BUMMER !!! (I was gonna be RICH !!! )

-Junkmanme-

See, that was kinda nice of her...I'd have made it brown.

 

[annaraven]

FYI:
"Charge your battery using a battery charger before an especially cold night. Make sure you get a full charge in the battery. A completely charged battery is safe in temperatures all the way down to -76 degrees F, according to AutoTrends.org. If you don't have a charger, your battery has been draining and you suspect the temperature to plummet below freezing, remove the battery and store it inside until the cold spell passes.


Read more: How to Keep Your Car Battery From Freezing | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_6064256_keep-car-battery-freezing.html#ixzz1Dc5lLrOP"

Taking your car battery in at night is a useful thing.