How Cold Is It?.. It's So Cold..

[Moabite]

This thread has made me laugh so many times, I just gotta butt in.

It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets....

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

It's so cold,Grandpa's teeth were chattering......in the glass.

 

[sheila3935]

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Now thats cold

 

[maple]

It's so cold my jeans walked themselves in from off the clothes line.

 

[Junkmanme]

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Now thats cold

NO. They WEREN'T "chattering"....I was just chewing the ice in the glass !!!

-Junkmanme-

 

[babymakes6]

It's so cold here that my towel fell off the rack and shattered!

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

It's so cold, we pulled everything out of the freezer & crawled inside to keep warm!

 

[maple]

It's so cold I gave Grandma some beans and crawled under her covers.

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

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Oh, Maple! You might have went to far with that one, Cheeseburger!

 

[sfw2]

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. . .

with a lighter!