How Cold Is It?.. It's So Cold..

[maple]

I can't believe you just leaked that bit of information on a poultry forum!!!

Run little penguins!!! Ruuuun!!!!

 

[babymakes6]

It's so cold here, I bought sweet rolls at the train station and froze my buns before I reached my office.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

It's so cold, Richard Simmons is wearing PANTS!

 

[babymakes6]

It's so cold it's still yesterday--today read the forecast and called in sick.

 

[maple]

Richard Simmons...

wait... there he goes... >

oh no babymakes6...not your buns!!!!


It's so cold my nose stuck together when I breathed.

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

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Are you SURE it's Brass ? Wimmen have been known to keep their "savings" in that-thar area.

-Junkmanme-

A long, long time ago I was working in sales and a couple didn't have enough money to cover their purchase. The woman said she would be right back and headed into the restroom. The husband turned to me and said she was going to the bank... I must have looked confused because he said "You know. Fort Knockers."

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

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Which reminds me of a poster my dad had in the basement growing up who's caption read, "Expose yourself to art."


...is it any wonder I am the way I am? Look at my influences.

Who is "Art"?

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

It's so cold,my rooster broke into KFC last night to warm up in the pressure cooker!

 

[maple]

Hiya chic-n-farmer!!!


I will send you poster pic in pm.



It's so cold I forgot to eat...my cheeseburger...my juicy cheeseburger...i'll wait for you-oo-ooo...cuz you're my cheeseburger....

(veggie tales tune me and chic-n-farmer lurve)

 

[maple]

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bwha ha ha ha!!!!