How did your flock annoy you today?

[ValkerieGunn]

Well I just got the 4 spare cockerals I am not keeping out of the coop and caged up. I forgot why I hate going out at night. I am from Maine where the only things there that try to kill you is Moose and maybe a bear. Here in Texas we have Danger Noodles and 8 Legged freaks that grow to dang big. At night if you shine a light just right the ground lights up. Not with stars or anything cool, No it lights up the spider eyes. It looks like I am looking out into space via a telescope at stars there are so many eyes. So yeah here I am walking around avoiding the dang eyes I can see and yeh I am pretty sure some of the big eyes were tarantulas. Maybe a wolf spider that got big. Anyhow after I got the last cockeral locked up and am making sure everything is good some really big glowing spider eyes charged me so I ran back inside the fence, slammed the gate, and high tailed it inside where I am now enjoying a nice relaxing hot tea. Spiders should not charge a person ever! On a side note I have a massive Orb Weaver spider that chills on the patio every night named Charlotte. She is to big for me. When is summer over so they all go away?

 

[thecatumbrella]

Well I just got the 4 spare cockerals I am not keeping out of the coop and caged up. I forgot why I hate going out at night. I am from Maine where the only things there that try to kill you is Moose and maybe a bear. Here in Texas we have Danger Noodles and 8 Legged freaks that grow to dang big. At night if you shine a light just right the ground lights up. Not with stars or anything cool, No it lights up the spider eyes. It looks like I am looking out into space via a telescope at stars there are so many eyes. So yeah here I am walking around avoiding the dang eyes I can see and yeh I am pretty sure some of the big eyes were tarantulas. Maybe a wolf spider that got big. Anyhow after I got the last cockeral locked up and am making sure everything is good some really big glowing spider eyes charged me so I ran back inside the fence, slammed the gate, and high tailed it inside where I am now enjoying a nice relaxing hot tea. Spiders should not charge a person ever! On a side note I have a massive Orb Weaver spider that chills on the patio every night named Charlotte. She is to big for me. When is summer over so they all go away?

I would immediately pack up and move back to Maine!

 

[ValkerieGunn]

I would immediately pack up and move back to Maine!

But the winter here is great! If it snows and that happens less than 5 times a year it is normally gone by noon or the next day with maybe 2 inches. I don't even think my town owns a snow plow. I haven't had to shovel or anything in over 10 years! I just hate the eyes at night. If I can't see them they aren't there! Maybe next time a less powerful flashlight would work lol.

 

[atomic]

Use your cell phone light and enjoy ignorance.

 

[atomic]

Maybe not today, and maybe not me BUT… possibly my dog.