How did your flock annoy you today?

[McChooky]

My advise is harvest,re-home or sell them but start over with a calm breed. Raising chickens shouldn't require refereeing them constantly.
Bad habits are hard to break which appears to be the problem here

 

[WhatsUpDuck]

We have a free ranging rooster that can't be in the run with the main flock...some of the girls decided they wanted to escape and go join him today! I said No!!!

 

[ella2025]

Peach my little Cockerel jumped onto my shoulder today and I was so happy!

He hung out for a while.

And then...

I wouldnt have minded if this was just any old poop... But it's the stinkiest cecal poop I've ever smelled and will not come off

Also a decent amount went into my boot and I couldn't just take them off and walk barefoot back to my house so I had to keep them on and endure the gross feeling of that bit of poop smearing on the inside of the boot and penetrating my sock

Also this is what my shoulder looks like after he stood on it with his poop caked feet

 

[EmmaDonovan]

Peach my little Cockerel jumped onto my shoulder today and I was so happy!View attachment 4278412
He hung out for a while.
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And then...

















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I wouldnt have minded if this was just any old poop... But it's the stinkiest cecal poop I've ever smelled and will not come off

Also a decent amount went into my boot and I couldn't just take them off and walk barefoot back to my house so I had to keep them on and endure the gross feeling of that bit of poop smearing on the inside of the boot and penetrating my sock

Also this is what my shoulder looks like after he stood on it with his poop caked feet
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Oh no! Aside from the poop, he's adorable, though!

 

[EmmaDonovan]

I was trying to take a picture of the hen on the cinderblock and it was photobombed by our alpha. "HEY! What are you doing? No photos. More treats!" (They had already had a whole bucket of treats.)

 

[BDutch]

Peach my little Cockerel jumped onto my shoulder today and I was so happy!View attachment 4278412
He hung out for a while.
View attachment 4278413
And then...

















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I wouldnt have minded if this was just any old poop... But it's the stinkiest cecal poop I've ever smelled and will not come off

Also a decent amount went into my boot and I couldn't just take them off and walk barefoot back to my house so I had to keep them on and endure the gross feeling of that bit of poop smearing on the inside of the boot and penetrating my sock

Also this is what my shoulder looks like after he stood on it with his poop caked feet
View attachment 4278419

I feel very sorry for you, but couldn’t help to LOL too.

 

[ella2025]

Oh no! Aside from the poop, he's adorable, though!

He is, and that was why I was so happy he jumped onto me as he was always really skittish before I moved him outside.

I feel very sorry for you, but couldn’t help to LOL too.

Haha, I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time when I felt the wet blob hit my leg.... I shook poor peach off me because he wouldn't get off and sprinted back home to get changed.

 

[ella2025]

I was trying to take a picture of the hen on the cinderblock and it was photobombed by our alpha. "HEY! What are you doing? No photos. More treats!" (They had already had a whole bucket of treats.)

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Those fabulous combs!

 

[Not-so Slick Chicken]

My birds had fabulous eggs, as they usually do
And I dropped one

Does that count?
(Don't worry, the dog will happily eat it)

 

[ella2025]

Only 4 today (which is still marginally better than last month)
But here is my 2 day harvest from yesterday. My jaw dropped when I got to their favorite nest box before realizing I didn't collect eggs the previous day.