Wow...where do I start? With the two Silver Lace Polish hens I wanted of course. My best friend was in the show circuit for awhile and was the VP of the Marans Club of America for a bit. So, her knowing chickens the way she does, and the people she does, she talks me into buying two dozen hatching eggs of assorted breeds. (Peer pressure, sheesh). Well, we had bad rats this year and not a single one survived. That was two dozen and not including the free ones the breeder tossed in.
Then, I bid on a dozen Silver Lace Polish hatching eggs on
eBay and forget that I did it. Honestly I hadn't thought I would win. A couple of weeks later I get the email that I won an auction. Asked myself which auction, I didn't bid on anything. Go to
eBay. I was the proud owner of a dozen SLP eggs. Received the eggs a few days later. Breeder was wonderful (I still have to leave her feedback...months later...I keep forgetting...don't judge me...)
Set the eggs in the incubator. two weeks go by. My bestie says, "let's candle them". Well, shipping had destroyed the eggs. Not a single one was viable.
Back to the breeder that my bestie knows and not for eggs, so done with that, eggs are for eating. Four Sebrights and two Ameracaunas later, I had the start of my flock. I kept them in a coop and would go sit with them during the day. Slowly I started introducing them outside. Well, two of the Sebrights went rogue and never returned (I still insist the neighbors down the road ended up with surprise Sebrights). One Sebright expired due to a respiratory infection that we just couldn't get rid of, lord knows I tried.
Down to three.
Couple months later, the bestie and her DH bring me six Dominique pullets. They've all survived to this point, about five months old.
Shortly after, I went to a flea market with my bestie. Well, I'm a bleeding heart and felt bad a bullie BL Polish and she needed friends. Eight chickens later I went home. Because I like Cochins too. One of the White Crested Black Polish hens was aggressive so she went to a new home. Everyone else is still here and doing well.
Flock at 16.
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TSC run was in order one day. It just happened to be fall chick time and guess who's a sucker? The staff knew it too.
"They're marked down to $1.25 each, down from $3.29. Aren't they so cute? You have the others too and you like them."
"Give me 10 Delawares and two ISA Browns."

Lost a few along the way to heat, being squished, and dehydration. Came home one day and found the waterer on its side and bone dry.
Down to seven Delaware pullets, one ISA pullet, six Dominiques, one Buff Lace Polish pullet, one White Crested Black Polish hen, one Silkie, two GL Sebright pullets, one SL Sebright rooster, two Cochins, one Ameracauna pullet and one Ameracauna rooster.
Flock is now at 25.
Well, wanted some Wellies and Buckeyes. Minimum order was 25 chicks...so, one Delaware roo, one Wellie roo, one Dominique roo, one Buckeye roo, 10 Buckeye pullets and 11 Wellie pullets ariving next week. (Everyone knows the ladies need a man friend for comedic purposes)
Flock is now at 50.

Of course I talk to my bestie about all my chickens. She laughed and said I'd be incubating by this time next year. NO WAY. Mommas can do their job if I decided to let some hatch.
Then, go figure, I told the bestie I wanted Salmon Favarolles. The next morning I wake up to a text with a CL link for two Salmone Faverolle pullets. And, another add for a Salmon Faverolle roo. I'm picking them up this week.
Chicken math equals 53 because I wanted two Silver Lace Polish hens. Because I have to have a trio from what she said and her friend has plenty of eggs and she worked out a great price.
No more egg hatching for me but, I think I do have a problem. Maybe mostly with an enabling best friend. And I like chickens. And, I still have no SLP...
