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I learned from a very strict old timer too.
I can hear her memorable phrases again every day, every time I do anything with my horses -
'No decent rider ever turns a horse out with dried sweat anywhere on him'
'Are you grooming that horse or catching butterflies? If you are grooming that horse you better be sweating!'
'Jesus, Mary and JOSEPH! Water them off, don't drown them!'
'No one goes to sleep tonight until every strap and buckle is clean!'
'No feed after work, and no work after feed!'
'For the love of Mike, reins on the neck! If you let that horse step on those reins I'll TAN YOUR HIDE!'
'Gee Christmus, can't you remember your diagonals? Rise and fall with the shoulder on the wall!'
'Do you think that'll look cute to the boys? STOP TILTING YOUR HEAD!'
'You look like a CRAZY CHICKEN! Get your elbows to your sides!'
'If you get the wrong lead again you'll feel my shelaighlah across your back!'
'What're you lookin' at that horse's ears for, you think they're gonna fall off?!!!?'
'Don't worry, I won't hit the horse, I'm aiming for YOU!'
And the very best, 'How stuck up can you be when you're riding LIVESTOCK in circles????'
And I also hear her when I warn people of the costs and responsibilities of horse ownership.
Because she taught us to be horsemen and horsewomen, not horse owners or horse riders.
I can hear her memorable phrases again every day, every time I do anything with my horses -
'No decent rider ever turns a horse out with dried sweat anywhere on him'
'Are you grooming that horse or catching butterflies? If you are grooming that horse you better be sweating!'
'Jesus, Mary and JOSEPH! Water them off, don't drown them!'
'No one goes to sleep tonight until every strap and buckle is clean!'
'No feed after work, and no work after feed!'
'For the love of Mike, reins on the neck! If you let that horse step on those reins I'll TAN YOUR HIDE!'
'Gee Christmus, can't you remember your diagonals? Rise and fall with the shoulder on the wall!'
'Do you think that'll look cute to the boys? STOP TILTING YOUR HEAD!'
'You look like a CRAZY CHICKEN! Get your elbows to your sides!'
'If you get the wrong lead again you'll feel my shelaighlah across your back!'
'What're you lookin' at that horse's ears for, you think they're gonna fall off?!!!?'
'Don't worry, I won't hit the horse, I'm aiming for YOU!'
And the very best, 'How stuck up can you be when you're riding LIVESTOCK in circles????'
And I also hear her when I warn people of the costs and responsibilities of horse ownership.
Because she taught us to be horsemen and horsewomen, not horse owners or horse riders.
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