How to answer dumb questions, or, What NOT to ask a retired person! +

[fowltemptress]

I must say, though, that I buy Purina Dog Chow at Walmart for my roaches, so I probably wouldn't think it was a stupid question

 

[Chirpy]

I laughed out loud so loudly that my teenage son asked what was up? I read it to him and we both rolled on the floor.

 

[missourichickenmama]

i have an answer to the fish food joke, "well, since it said it was 'color enhancing' i figured that it would put a stop to gray hair."

 

[WriterofWords]

I like that!! I need to go buy fish food!

 

[Lothiriel]

oh gosh!! i'm sitting here laughing so hard!!

those are great jokes! thanks for sharing them!