How To Clean The Toilet

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Moonwalker, Dec 11, 2008.

  1. Moonwalker

    Moonwalker Chillin' With My Peeps

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    How to wash a toilet

    This was simply too much of a time saver
    not to share it with you
    1. Put both lids of the toilet up

    And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo
    to the water in the bowl.


    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him
    while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat
    in the toilet and close the lid.
    You may need to stand on the lid..

    4. The cat will self agitate and make
    ample suds. Never mind the noises that
    come from the toilet,
    the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
    This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

    6. Have someone open the front door of
    your home. Be sure that there are no people
    between the bathroom and the front door..

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,
    and quickly lift the lid.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet,
    streak through the bathroom,
    And run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling
    clean.



    Sincerely,

    The Dog
     
  2. Nan5634

    Nan5634 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Wow lol...
     
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    I love cats (and dogs) and I'm still rolling over this one.
     

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