Step 1: Start by trying to brush out stickers and mats out of her double-thick winter coat. Step 2: After being bitten and scratched several times, contemplate sending her to the vet to be tranquilized and shaved as no professional groomer would want to risk their life or limb grooming this cat. Step 3: After deciding that the vet will charge a fortune go to Wal-mart and buy a cheap set of clippers. Step 4: Shave cat and give her the worst hair cut EVER. Now she hates me for sure... But, at least I only shaved her sides and under belly. I could of tried for a full "lion cut".