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I found myself wishing that the breed selector was a multiple paged, in-depth questionnaire that rewarded you with an equally in-depth explanation for why it chose the breeds it did for you. As it is, I feel oddly unsatisfied, and am tempted to burn incense and pray to the gods of random quiz-making to create a quiz of such glorious chickeny magnitude. With a world full of lengthy quizzes devoted to telling you things such as which 50's pop icon you most resemble, I can't see this as asking much. I'd make it myself if I thought I could avoid the temptation of cheating by rigging it so that it always said naked neck or brahma for me. I really shouldn't be trusted with such things.
Wait, what was the original question? . . . . . scrolling . . . . .
Oh, right. Well, I did tons of research, spent a full year in narrowing it down based on laying, egg color, broodiness, color, comb, heat tolerance, size, temperament, whether or not the breed came with adorable little bell bottoms and an extra poofy butt . . . then it came to go time and I bought every breed and variety available to me, just because I could. I rationalize it by telling myself how adventurous I am, and how firm decision making skills are for the cowardly. It was all a very well thought out, thorough scientific process, and I dare anyone to suggest otherwise.
If all this rambling doesn't help people in their quest to decide, then really, I don't know what else possibly could.