How to Tell A Yankee...

[Davaroo]

A very sweet and genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River in Georgia. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man preparing to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, 'Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father.'
He replied, 'Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump.'

She said, 'Well, think of your wife and children.'
He replied, 'I'm not married and I don't have any kids.'

She said, 'Well, think of Robert E. Lee.'
He replied, ''Robert E. Lee? Whose that?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump then, you dumb**! Yankee.'


Ya'll have a nice day!

 

[Katy]

LOL....from a yankee!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Wow, good thing I'm not a Yankee. Heaven forbid. It's the Red Sox for me!

 

[Dixiedoodle]

LOL..

 

[Katy]

Maybe I found it funny because a bunch of my ancestors came from Tennessee....maybe I'm a closet southerner!!!

 

[speckledhen]

We'll claim you, Katy!

 

[Katy]

Thanks Cyn!!

 

[KrisRose]

I'm as proud to be a Yankee as you folks are proud to be from the south. I've had my "dumb sh*t" days, don't we all??
Everybody have a nice day, no matter were you are from (even you , Elderoo).

 

[gumpsgirl]

Funny!

 

[dixygirl]

That was really funny. Whether you are a yank or dixie born and bred.

I was born in the deep South but have lived in the North too.