A very sweet and genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River in Georgia. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man preparing to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, 'Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father.' He replied, 'Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump.' She said, 'Well, think of your wife and children.' He replied, 'I'm not married and I don't have any kids.' She said, 'Well, think of Robert E. Lee.' He replied, ''Robert E. Lee? Whose that?'' She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump then, you dumb**! Yankee.' Ya'll have a nice day!