How to Tell A Yankee...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Davaroo, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    A very sweet and genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River in Georgia. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man preparing to jump.

    She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, 'Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father.'
    He replied, 'Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump.'

    She said, 'Well, think of your wife and children.'
    He replied, 'I'm not married and I don't have any kids.'

    She said, 'Well, think of Robert E. Lee.'
    He replied, ''Robert E. Lee? Whose that?''

    She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump then, you dumb**! Yankee.'



    Ya'll have a nice day!
     
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  2. Katy

    Katy Flock Mistress

    LOL....from a yankee! [​IMG]
     
  3. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

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    Wow, good thing I'm not a Yankee. Heaven forbid. It's the Red Sox for me!
     
  4. Dixiedoodle

    Dixiedoodle Songster

    Apr 14, 2007
    [​IMG] [​IMG] LOL..
     
  5. Katy

    Katy Flock Mistress

    Maybe I found it funny because a bunch of my ancestors came from Tennessee....maybe I'm a closet southerner!!!
     
  6. speckledhen

    speckledhen Intentional Solitude

    We'll claim you, Katy! [​IMG]
     
  7. Katy

    Katy Flock Mistress

    Thanks Cyn!! [​IMG]
     
  8. KrisRose

    KrisRose Songster

    Mar 9, 2007
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    I'm as proud to be a Yankee as you folks are proud to be from the south. I've had my "dumb sh*t" days, don't we all??
    Everybody have a nice day, no matter were you are from (even you , Elderoo).
     
  9. gumpsgirl

    gumpsgirl Crowing

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    Funny! [​IMG]
     
  10. dixygirl

    dixygirl Songster

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    [​IMG] That was really funny. Whether you are a yank or dixie born and bred.

    I was born in the deep South but have lived in the North too.
     

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