Are you still doing okay?
Thanks for asking!

I had an idea this afternoon for how to use the ratchet straps we had bought for the chicken coop. I couldn't find anchors at any store I searched the past 4 days.
But finally, it came to me... only after the weather started.

After 4 hours in the rain, my boots were sloshing.
There's a sturdy fence close to the coop with poles concreted in. So I put one ratchet strap around a pole, low as it would go. Then I dug a deep hole and "planted" our shovel, at an angle... and attached the other ratchet strap to that. Both going over the roof of course.
So, a much more redneck version of this:
