Husband Down

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  1. Ottoman

    Ottoman Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Husband Down

    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart Superstore.
    The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

    'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

    'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in their basket.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

    'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: 'so does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'

    On the PA system: 'Clean up needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down.
     
  2. CochinLover

    CochinLover Out Of The Brooder

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    i snorted up my own spit!!! AWK it burns!!! LOL haahaha
     
  3. Mourningdove

    Mourningdove Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. Chirpy

    Chirpy Balderdash

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  5. silentrunning

    silentrunning Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Geee.... The guy made perfect sense to me. [​IMG]
     

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