HUSBAND rant

[PeeperKeeper]

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And the outcome of all this is?

 

[Mahonri]

Did we get some damage to a vehicle?

Did someone get hurt?

If no then.

Maybe he's just that good.

 

[sara]

My DH seems to think snow and ice are just another toy. Apparently he doesn't realize that he can get hurt.

 

[2468Chickensrgr8]

Because "he's the man " !!!

 

[the1much]

i cant believe you women !!!!
he has an "obstacle" put in front of him, he overcomes the problem,, and receives WHAT ???,,, now if he had to drive them roads because of a real emergency,, you would all be praising him !! ,, but when he "practices" so when the real need arises,,, he gets slammed by all you bitty's

 

[bluey]

I nicknamed my 4WD Durango with Silent Armor snow tires "Mega-Grab".

Every time my wife tells me to slow down, I tell her not to worry, Mega-Grab can turn on a dime on a pond...

She loves that...

 

[SunAngel]

Mine owns a salvage yard....he buys cars for $50-100 all the time and doesn't care if they get wrecked or whatever cause he can just sell the parts off of it. Getting killed in the process doesn't seem to enter his mind!

He loves to back out of our driveway in the snow or ice and hit the brakes to make the car slide, just to make me gasp and cringe. I hate when he does it in my Durango, cause thats mine and I don't want to have to use one of his junkers if he wrecks my vehicle! He took my daughter down to the bus stop in his firebird last week and hit the brakes and did a donut (on purpose). Of course neither one of them tell me about it til a week later, they are both adrenaline junkies!! lol

He is also one of those that only reads the directions if it is totally apparent that the 'thing' is not going together right or if there is leftover pieces lol.

 

[sara]

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[SoccerMomof7]

Well my husband is drinving me nuts too and it has nothing to do witht the ice. Mine will not make his own lunch or help me do the shopping for lunch and breakfast things but all he does is complain about every thing. Well this morning I feel like crap and I told him he just needed to stop somewhere and figure his own food out today. He said he just wouldn't eat and I said oh well. It's going to be a great day when he gets home. 3:30 sounds like the perfect bedtime tonight, well at least until he leaves again to go the the bar to play pool, which he does every wednesday, but I am not allowed to go to the bar for a girls night out. It's inapproprate. I was a bartender when he met me I think I can handle my own! Okay thats my husband rant!

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

totally understand......

My husband is just the same, and when it comes to getting a vehicle stuck....He tops the cake.
Last summer we were out in the pasture collecting fence posts (for a different pasture). Well instead of NOT driving in the swampy areas, he tries to drive right through....Well needless to say HE DIDN'T MAKE IT....He kept trying and trying. And ya'll know swampy areas just pull you in...This was also our 4wheel drive truck he got stuck. So in trying to get that one unstuck, he gets our 2wheel drive stuck, a tractor stuck and almost another tractor. We needed to use the 2nd tractor to get the 1st out, then get our 2 wheel drive out...And use ALL those just to get our 4 wheel drive truck out. All I kept picturing was the roof of the truck sticking outta the
swampy area....

Then more recently......
Jason take the 4 wheel drive truck out back to get the trailer to take the pig to the butcher. Well we never got the trailer to the barn, nor pig to the butcher...BECAUSE....drum roll please.......

HE GOT THE TRUCK STUCK.....
Again...
Not even just a little stuck...Right up the floor boards AGAIN.....
It was so bad that the next day I had to call the tow truck guy (who happens to be the guy we bought our farm from). Well he almost got the tow truck stuck too....It started to pull him down to where the truck was becuase Jason had the truck stuck so deep.

I told him he is NEVER EVER EVER allowed to touch, drive, work on, or think of 4 bying with any of our vehicles ever again.....

I really think it's just gonna be a waiting game until it happens again..This time I think I will have the tow truck on speed dial.....