I am officially old

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X 2...my grandson is almost NINE!
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Bunch a youngsters!

I turned 54 on the 3rd. My baby just started high school this year. He's 14. My oldest just turned 35. I have 6 kids, 4 stepkids and 4 past stepsons.

Oldest of the "28" grandkids is "19" and the youngest is 1 1/2. Both of those are my oldest daughters. Out of all those grandkids 1 is from a past stepson (but still my boy), 10 are Bill's kids kids, and oldest daughter has two stepkids.

My husband and I asked my youngest daughter if we could raise our grand daughter while she was having stalker issues. She was 10 months when we got her. She's 5 now and I'm raising her alone since Bill died in July. She's a brat, but I love her.

I used to be Felix Ungerand now I'm Oscar Madison , cause I tried to keep up with her, but I give up! hmmmm....you guys may be to YOUNG to know who they are.

Used to tell my husband that I heard you slowed down when you got older, but didn't know it was because of the pain.

And people wonder why I'm nuts.
 
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Well, I am 57 and I try NOT to look in mirrors if I can avoid 'em, because my heart and mind don't understand why I look so much like my grandmother. My mom died at age 41 (when I was 13) so I have already surpassed looking like her.

Every time I get up I wonder what the heck is wrong with my body. Lately I've been noticing my hands would never make it in any of those commercials comparing mothers and daughters smooth hands. Is there an old lady's hands product commercial?

If I am old, why do I still get silly schoolgirl crushes now and then?
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Hah! you'll know when you're old...........When you are old and you wake up in the morning not hurting anywhere, it means you died in the night.
 
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Yeah what's up with that.

We had this big loyalty discussion once with a couple of other couples. My husband told them he never had to worry about me cheating, because he knew my values as far as that goes. I told him that's because Johnny Depp, never wanted me, but given the chance! He even bought me Pirates of the Carribean items after that. He say "Here's something for you to remember your other man! Hussy!" LOL

Ever notice that man never looks his age? Sickening. I'd still use him as a boy toy though.
 

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