I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[KristyHall]

Okay. I have an honest question....

Let's say I do go to the wedding.
No one has ever seen me. How would you know
it's me? Not some homeless guy I sent in my place.



**** we did go to a very memorable wedding a few years ago.
The bride, she wasn't quite ready. She needed some more time
to think it over.

So the groom and I did out own floorshow for the crowd.

What happened?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Easy, the homeless guy would try to eat my poodle.

 

[sourland]

Is bizarrer a word? If so, things are becoming bizarrer. Bet Kristy got ya a buggy or a size 17 saddle. "Just sayin'."


Have you found a pastor yet?

 

[Spookwriter]

It was the HOBO that wanted the poodle...

What happened how?....Two comedians made a roomful
of people laugh.

 

[Spookwriter]

Yes George, bizarrer is a word....My wife has a whole drawer of them.

 

[KristyHall]

Is bizarrer a word? If so, things are becoming bizarrer. Bet Kristy got ya a buggy or a size 17 saddle. "Just sayin'."


Have you found a pastor yet?

Nope, I have a single 15 inch show saddle and a small light weight cadora endurance saddle, but then I have Arabians, I'm not putting a huge heavy saddle on my delicate beauties.

Wait who has found a pastor and why do you want a pastor? I vote you get an elder form the powwow trail in Sourland's area. Ever seen one of them run a wedding? It is either very slow or hilarious.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

It was the HOBO that wanted the poodle...

Hobo, homeless man, what's the difference?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Pastor? Why do we need a pastor? When we've got so many Elder's here?

 

[Tanichca]

Instead of wedding cake, can we have brownies?

 

[Spookwriter]

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