I have been pranked by the master pranker... You won't belive this!

[Tanichca]

Lol, gritty!!!!
I'm getting some NN, against my own better judgement, of course.

 

[sourland]

Someone please send Tani the pattern for NN neck scarves.

 

[gritsar]

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You'll enjoy them. One of my nightly routines is to pet my turkens by running my fingers up and down the back of their necks. It's so soft.

 

[sourland]

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You'll enjoy them. One of my nightly routines is to pet my turkens by running my fingers up and down the back of their necks. It's so soft.

Sourland reads this and chills run up and down his spine.

Go pet a vulture.

 

[Tanichca]

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You'll enjoy them. One of my nightly routines is to pet my turkens by running my fingers up and down the back of their necks. It's so soft.

awwwh!! My family thinks they are as ugly as heck, as do I, but there is a void in my soul that can only be filled with bald-necked martian chickens!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Petting a Turken can't be much different than petting my kitty George...why is that sending chills up your spine? Epidermis is an excellent snuggler.

 

[ranchhand]

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Is that the same one who saw you in your glory?

 

[gritsar]

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Is that the same one who saw you in your glory?

Aha. You'd think by now he'd be used to bizarre sightings on this farm.

 

[sourland]

Em, is that a vulture? I've never seen one with such large ears and a bell around it's neck.

Gritty, rumor is that your mailman is writing a tell-all expose complete with pictures.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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Your mailman is so right!