I have found the world's dumbest woman!

[wendy]

gristar, that is just to funny of a story. guess the do live among us!

you put it nicely that she is 'arm candy'

 

[jvls1942]

we were driving from wisc to minn one time with my sil in the car,, she read the road sign outloud which said SLOW children playing.
she said, how nice here in Minn they announce that sort of thing..

It took me more than just a few seconds to realize she was joking,

at least I think she was..

 

[wendy]

My second to oldest sister loves to brag about her first college education then she went back for 2 more semesters to get what she needed to teach in Tx.

She actually thought she could not use the toilet with the electricity being off

There is something to be said for common sense

 

[GPN]

i can have little blonde moments every now and then but I mostly get the blonde has really no ideal, I am sandy blonde!!

Some times we say things before we think!!

 

[chilling in muscadine]

O.K. True story. I married when I was real young. Growing up at my house the only way eggs were ever cooked were sunny side up. Really runny. So my new hubby was getting ready for work and like the good wife I was trying to be I asked if I could make him lunch. Well he asked for a couple of egg sandwiches. So I made them, wraped them up real neat and sent him off to work. Can you just see the look on his face when he bit down into a sunnyside up egg sandwich in front of his so workers. He was probably thinking, what have I done marring this girl. lol

 

[justinszoo]

A few years back I worked in factory with one of those women. The power had gone out and they sent all of us to the breakroom to wait. After about an hour the forman announced that they were sending us home for the day. She stood and started crying saying "I am not walking 20 miles to my house." Everyone just kind of looked her and asked why she would walk? She replied "If the power is out how am I going to get my car to start?"

 

[sis]

I too was very young when I first married.
Husband asked for a tomato in his lunch, so I put a whole tomato in, next day, he says, thank you, but could you cut it today? sure, so I sliced it as for sandwiches, which was the only way I knew to cut a tomato, wrapped it up and put it in the bag. Next day, he says, thankyou, but could you cut it into wedges for lunch? duh,,,,,,,,, I had never seen someone eat a tomoato for fun, so I thought you ate it like an apple.
Came from the city, what did I know?

 

[chilling in muscadine]

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Thats pretty funny but I don't think I will ever forget the sunny side up egg sandwiches. That was I think about 28 years ago. lol

 

[deerman]

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For those of us with wells, you CANT. No Elect. no water.

 

[Stumpy]

I hope the woman whom he dumped for the bimbo has found someone decent with brains.

Amazing how many men are as deep as kiddie pools.