I have found the world's dumbest woman!

[shmooborp]

omg LOL i gave some of my brown eggs to my neighbor and she demanded that i wash them becasue she thought they were covered in chicken poop ( they were sparkly clean) but it was really just the brown color of the shell, i told her and she tried to wash them and got all frusterated beacsue she thought she could wash the color off !!!! LOL

 

[Ugly Cowboy]

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I think I know her... Did she also happen to ask ya what ya put in milk to make it white? My Ma's neighbor asked me that a while back, she was dead serious to.

 

[lockedhearts]

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This is too Funny

 

[conny63malies]

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Whoa. That's like the Jessica Simpson Chicken of the Sea comment. I have to admit though, when I saw your post, I worried that my name might've been attached to the Dumbest Woman in the World title.

I don eat buffalo wings because i dont like buffalo.

 

[miss_jayne]

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Whoa. That's like the Jessica Simpson Chicken of the Sea comment. I have to admit though, when I saw your post, I worried that my name might've been attached to the Dumbest Woman in the World title.

I don eat buffalo wings because i dont like buffalo.

me either, but because i don't like the dark meat on the wings...

 

[jbowyer01]

I was making fried chicken breasts one time and my then 13 y/o son asked how chcikens feed their babies, I asked why he stated " because there arent any nipples" We still tease him about this at 18 y/o and an honor student.

 

[Catalina]

 

[Catalina]

I saw a sign the other day that said : LOST CAT - named Popcorn - if you find him call ######.

?What color cat? And what cat comes to its name? Here Popcorn, here popcorn.

 

[gritsar]

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I don't either! I mean aren't the poor creatures endangered or something?

 

[omelette'smom]

I am so speachless right now!!