I have joined the ranks of DUX owners..

[duluthralphie]

A ralphie-run duck thread?

Yeppers, I started it right after I bought my first dux,,,

 

[007Sean]

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A bad imitation of Joe Satrioni's album cover, 'Surfing with an Alien' !

 

[007Sean]

Oh no!!! I hope I don’t catch veganism from this dux!!

I should never had bought the dux.. no matter what they look like they bring problems with them.

Find a 'homeless' peep to give it to!

 

[007Sean]

I had a frozen dux today myself, that is a frozen bum on a dux anyway.
6 degrees this morning and I don't even know what the wind chill was but it was flipping cold.
I honestly don't know how you northerners live like this for months on end!
Poor little dux looked miserable I don't know how long she had been dragging that frozen poop ball around but it was golf ball size.
I'm almost convinced dux really do have an evil side. She tried to kill me just for helping her! She wing slapped me in the eye when I bent over to get her and that made me bash my head into the wooden ledge out in the run. Stumbled backwards and nearly fell on my rear. Held on to the dux fortunately and got my balance.
Got the poop ball off but her tail was covered in little ice balls everywhere so I decided to bring her inside to thaw her out in the sink.
She seemed to like that and for a minute she forgot she wanted to kill me.

About 30 seconds later she remembered and flew out of the sink straight over my shoulder and into the dining room slinging water and fresh poo everywhere. I ran to catch her before the cat did (in my mud covered snow boots)
She darted under the table and I banged my head again getting her out from under there.

I think I better take some Tylenol.

Might need a tetanus shot, too!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Might need a tetanus shot, too!

I don't think I need a tetanus shot yet but do they make salmonella vaccine shots?
That I might ought to check into. I'm pretty sure I got splattered with the poop ball during the wing slap to the eyeball.

 

[duluthralphie]

Might need a tetanus shot, too!

Rabies too!

 

[007Sean]

I don't think I need a tetanus shot yet but do they make salmonella vaccine shots?
That I might ought to check into. I'm pretty sure I got splattered with the poop ball during the wing slap to the eyeball.

You'll know in a few days....evil dux

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Rabies too!

Rdmember when I asked you if birds could actually get rabies

 

[007Sean]

Rdmember when I asked you if birds could actually get rabies

Good question...I know horses can.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Good question...I know horses can.

Ralphie says only mammals can get rabies.