I have joined the ranks of DUX owners..

[007Sean]

Ralphie says only mammals can get rabies.

My mom swore up and down she got bitten by a rabied grasshopper!

 

[duluthralphie]

Ralphie says only mammals can get rabies.

Never ever use my own words against me again... or I will come and bite you myself!!!!!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Never ever use my own words against me again... or I will come and bite you myself!!!!!

I was going to say cool. . .but then I remembered your a zombie. Not cool.

 

[duluthralphie]

I am not a Zombi... the chickadees up here are... I avoid chickadees at all costs.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I am not a Zombi... the chickadees up here are... I avoid chickadees at all costs.

Yes huh You is too a zombie. You already admitted to being killed twice!! That makes you a zombie!
You probably gave the zombie virus to the chickadee!

 

[007Sean]

I thought about starting a thread on "What birds does Ralphie like"? but I think it would be easier to have a thread on "What birds does Ralphie not like"?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I thought about starting a thread on "What birds does Ralphie like"? but I think it would be easier to have a thread on "What birds does Ralphie not like"?

I *think* he likes most birds that are not water fowl. . . even the zombie ones.

 

[Helloworld]

Lol got to love the variety of humor here! Good job guys thats cute!

 

[WVduckchick]

I had a frozen dux today myself, that is a frozen bum on a dux anyway.
6 degrees this morning and I don't even know what the wind chill was but it was flipping cold.
I honestly don't know how you northerners live like this for months on end!
Poor little dux looked miserable I don't know how long she had been dragging that frozen poop ball around but it was golf ball size.
I'm almost convinced dux really do have an evil side. She tried to kill me just for helping her! She wing slapped me in the eye when I bent over to get her and that made me bash my head into the wooden ledge out in the run. Stumbled backwards and nearly fell on my rear. Held on to the dux fortunately and got my balance.
Got the poop ball off but her tail was covered in little ice balls everywhere so I decided to bring her inside to thaw her out in the sink.
She seemed to like that and for a minute she forgot she wanted to kill me.

About 30 seconds later she remembered and flew out of the sink straight over my shoulder and into the dining room slinging water and fresh poo everywhere. I ran to catch her before the cat did (in my mud covered snow boots)
She darted under the table and I banged my head again getting her out from under there.

I think I better take some Tylenol.

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Never ever use my own words against me again... or I will come and bite you myself!!!!!

Then she’d need a tetanus shot for sure!!

 

[drumstick diva]

Ralphie is telling the truth. Except opossums their body temperature is too low to harbor radies. AND I learned that on BYC. Ta dah!! BYC is an endless well of information.
Don't know why it switched to bold but, I like it