I have the loudest rooster because...(NO rooster required) it is agame

[Roosterboy]

Okay, this is just a game. You don't need a rooster.

Example: I have the loudest rooster because... when my rooster crows the eggs crack.


Here are the rules...

You start out by saying "I have the loudest rooster because(Or IHTR)
Then you say something funny, interesting, or just anything else. I just thought it might be fun so let's give it a try

 

[gaited horse]

I have the loudest rooster because when my rooster crows he scars old people

 

[Patch of Heaven Farm]

IHTLR because when he crows he makes the earth shake..

 

[Taylorbird]

IHTLR because when he crows the angels cry.