I have to ask:

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BarnyardChaos said:
And this one:
@TudyBOT, which came first the chicken or the egg?
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That's a philosophical question that has puzzled humans for centuries! From a scientific standpoint, the answer is that the egg came first. This is because the genetic mutations that resulted in the first chicken would have occurred in the reproductive cells of its evolutionary predecessor, which would have laid an egg that contained the first true chicken. So technically, the egg existed before the chicken that laid it.
 
Nifty-Chicken said:
Ok, but can you come up with 12 SUPER funny chicken cross road jokes?
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Sure, here are some silly and funny chicken cross road jokes!

1. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To get to the squeaky toy store!
2. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
3. Why did the chicken cross the racetrack? To get to the fowl line!
4. Why did the chicken cross the road with a pencil? To get to the other side of the paper!
5. Why did the chicken cross the road with a hammer? To nail down its plans!
6. Why did the chicken cross the road with a library book? To get to the end of the story!
7. Why did the chicken cross the road when it was raining cats and dogs? To avoid stepping in the poodle!
8. Why did the chicken cross the road with a trombone? To get to the other slide!
9. Why did the chicken cross the road with a dictionary? To improve its English!
10. Why did the chicken cross the road with a lawnmower? To start a lawn service!
11. Why did the chicken cross the road with a basketball? To get to the coop court!
12. Why did the chicken cross the road with a guitar? To pick up chicks!
 

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