I went out at sundown to count my chickens and see whether the ducks and geese had gone in yet. The ducks were all on my porch drinking from the dog's water so I put my hands on my hips and said to them in my mother of six voice "Aren't you supposed to be in bed?"
Well, all three looked up at me with startled expressions and ran down the hill, tripping over themselves all the way to their shed where they went in and laid down in their corner without the usual quacking and pacing about as if they couldn't remember where they slept every night.
Now if I could just get my children to obey that quickly!
Well, all three looked up at me with startled expressions and ran down the hill, tripping over themselves all the way to their shed where they went in and laid down in their corner without the usual quacking and pacing about as if they couldn't remember where they slept every night.
Now if I could just get my children to obey that quickly!