I just spent an enjoyable 20 minutes.....

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by DuckLady, Feb 28, 2008.

  1. DuckLady

    DuckLady Administrator Staff Member

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    ...opening credit card offers, writing NO! STOP TORTURING ME!! across the credit application part and restuffing it back into the enclose business reply mail envelope. They weigh at least 2 oz, since I stuff everything back in, including the envelope it came in. The company has to pay return postage.

    Muahahaha. [​IMG]
     
  2. speckledhen

    speckledhen Intentional Solitude Premium Member

    Deliciously evil! They've pretty much quit with my credit card offers now. Maybe they saw my bank acct. [​IMG]
     
  3. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    Some of those companies are no longer sending those business reply envelopes.... now THATS annoying - I always send em back, I add some other junk as well if I have it, coupons I don't need (depends [​IMG] ) just whatever I have handy!
     
  4. DuckLady

    DuckLady Administrator Staff Member

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    Oh, great idea. Maybe some duck poop smeared on to weight up the papers.

    Wait, it is illegal to send nuclear waste toxins though the US Mail. Drats.
     
  5. AK-Bird-brain

    AK-Bird-brain I gots Duckies!

    May 7, 2007
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    Quote:It could probably be considered a biological weapon. But I love your idea of sticking them with the postage.

    Ladies & Gentlemen I have a new hobby, let the games begin!
     
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  6. adoptedbyachicken

    adoptedbyachicken Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

    I have to pick my mail up at the post office, we live quite rural, anyway they have a garbage can there so none of the junk mail even comes home. They notice who does this and they quit putting it in your box. It's grand!

    As for the CC stuff I have often done that too, and the Mag subscriptions offers, and anything else that comes with a pre-paid envelope. And since I'm already at the PO it's really not a bother at all! Ah the peace of country living....
     
  7. mudhen

    mudhen confidently clueless

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    OH, I love it! How deliciously evil, I'm going to start stuffing their return envelopes with their own junk!!!
    Can't stand all the wasted paper the cc people put out.
    Now, what to do about those catalogs....
     
  8. asher

    asher Chicken Enabler Extraordinaire

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    Quote:How about some small heavy rocks? [​IMG] Would a brick fit? [​IMG]
     
  9. tiffanyh

    tiffanyh Chillin' With My Peeps

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    There is a website you can go to to take your name and address off this list. I found it through a MSN money article...wish I knew the website. I used to get 5-10 off those a day but not anymore!!
     
  10. turnerstar31

    turnerstar31 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    lol i am going to have to try that. I swear we get at least 2 a day.
     

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