I know where I stand now!!!

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

We're expecting a snow storm. I came home to find the TRACTOR in my side of the garage!

I know where I stand!

 

[TipsyDog]

Better go check if the snow shovel is next to your side of the bed!

 

[MagsC]

 

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

Yeah, the shovel won't go in there, but I keep finding tractor magazines under his side of the bed......

 

[Mahonri]

Well you know, it's nice to have a nice warm, dry tractor to shovel away all the white stuff once it's fallen....

... there is method to his madness, believe me.

 

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

Oh, I know, actually I am the one who frequently tells him to put the tractor indoors (garage or barn) - for one thing it is worth more than my car!!

For another it has more exposed parts than does the car.

The garage also makes sense because it is at the top of the hill and the barn is at the bottom - it sure is easier to plow downhill!



But, it's still funny!! Never stand between a man and his tractor - the tractor is bigger than you are!

 

[onedoodle3]

I have WHAT in my yard? :

We're expecting a snow storm. I came home to find the TRACTOR in my side of the garage!

I know where I stand!

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

I have WHAT in my yard? :

Yeah, the shovel won't go in there, but I keep finding tractor magazines under his side of the bed......

OH YEAH!! JOHN DEERE CENTERFOLD!!​

 

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

You're as bad as he is!!

He's like a kid in a candy shop! We have two feet and counting and he has been out for HOURS! He plowed us and all 7 neighbors on the block - big country block. He has pulled one car out of a ditch and made special passes to ensure emergency vehicles could get in to a disabled neighbor. He made sure the elderly were warm and fed or that some one could come get them.

He and the tractor can have treats!!!!! The tractor can stay in the garage and get warmed motor oil!

For the husband - well

.......


TWIMY

 

[Chickerdoodle13]

LOL! Sounds like something my dad would do.