I like my chickens better than my child today because...... (fill in the blank)

[21hens-incharge]

My chickens don't sass me (much)

My chickens don't take the last of the doritos.

My chickens don't leave the flood light on all night.

My chickens don't get snippy with the dogs.

My chickens are willing to eat left overs.

If my chickens make me mad I can sell them...... Kinda illegal to sell the kid.

 

[Sassysouth]

Sometimes I wonder if my child is ever thankful for what he has. My chickens are always thankful for a treat.

 

[Smuvers Farm]

My chickens will eat a salad!

My chickens don't bug me about being *sooooo huuuuungry* an hour after bedtime.

 

[gimmie birdies]

My chickens love to be held.

 

[gimmie birdies]

ever have this happen...if you go into the coop in the evening and hold a chicken, it will close it's eyes and expect you to hold it all night long.

 

[The Kooky Kiwi]

My chickens..

Get up when they need to and go to bed when they need to - I don't need to remind them.

Clean up food mess (as opposed to the teenagers who make the food mess).

Are great little watch dogs - they tell me when anything out of the ordinary is happening (as opposed to teenagers who can walk over a vacuum left in their doorway and at the end of the day state "Mum where's the vacuum machine?" )

 

[robinwhiskers]

My chickens are my children, duh. XD