So after increasing my flock with quality birds, my husband and I are going all the way w/ the farm. We're buying a small herd of alpacas as well. So here's the issue. We're having trouble with a name for the farm. We live at the top of a hill on a small road with no really good landscape landmarks. But we've sick senses of humour and we're thinking of calling it "the Effin Farm" but thought it would offend a few people. Any suggestions?