I need SNOW! and COLD!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Spookwriter, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

    Feb 23, 2010
    This warm winter is killing me.

    Momma Spook is working me to the bone. A honey do list
    in the dead of winter! Even my own Mom! A sonny-do list!

    Up in the morning, out to work...

    Today...swinging the ax, grubbing the trails in the woods.
    Helping her "draw" where the new windows go on the porch.
    NOW she wants me to fire up the weed eater...maybe even the

    Don't these women understand? This is the WINTER...Spooks don't
    work in the winter. We don't do much in the summer.

    This is terrrible.

    I need deep snow, and some cold weather so I can get my winter
    break in. Don't these people know I'm lazy? I LIKE being lazy...

    Spook...who has a blister in the dead of winter.
  2. Quinn4321

    Quinn4321 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 28, 2010
    P.A/M.D border, USA
    Poor, Poor Spooky.

    Do you need a hug?

  3. ICallMyselfCherie'

    ICallMyselfCherie' Chillin' With My Peeps

    Quote:I like it!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
  4. willowbranchfarm

    willowbranchfarm Chicken Boots

    Oct 3, 2011
    My Coop
    I want snow cause I'm tired of the warm winter. We haven't gotten a snow flake or anything. Uhhh
  5. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

    Feb 23, 2010
    I'm tired. Too much work.

    Gotta be my bedtime.

    I'm thinking about moving to Alaska. I hear it snows up there.

  6. EmtheFishLady

    EmtheFishLady We're all mad here Premium Member

    Jan 13, 2011
    Glen, MS
    Fake an injury.
  7. Frosty

    Frosty Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 30, 2008
    I heard it snows in North Dakota too, but they made that up. The ground is mostly bare and construction workers are building things. It's like 35 degrees out... above zero!
  8. Iowa Roo Mom

    Iowa Roo Mom Resistance Is Futile

    Apr 30, 2009
    Keokuk County
    I hear it snows in Iowa, too, but that is all lies as well. It was 60 degrees outside three days ago. NONSENSE!!! Where is my winter wonderland??? [​IMG]
  9. Mattemma

    Mattemma Overrun With Chickens

    Aug 12, 2009
    Mowing in the winter.Now that would be a sight! Although I am sure it is not really good for the vegetation(or my flooding crawl) I actually prefer the warm weather. Hate the highway driving 4 times a day in the snow.Shoot, I hate driving anyway.

    I will admit I have one thing my dh must do outside in the cold when he gets home,and that is to grill some lamb kebabs.Just isn't the same made in the oven.We don't usually do grilling in the winter,but many of us have a taste for those kebabs. He will be rewarded for his suffering.
  10. deerman

    deerman Rest in Peace 1949-2012

    Aug 24, 2008
    Southern Ohio
    Spook you can blame me, i didn't want to go south for the winter. So i had the southern weather moved up here. Yes my grass needs mowed, crazy but true.

    Just take a break ,and set out and get a tan.

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