I need some prank help

Ok, you need a 2 seater, small Piper type aircraft. Three llamas and one Guinea fowl, one roll of tinfoil and two lollypops then.... what? You don't have those on hand.... Ok, forget it.

 

I need a little more context, especially why you need your uncle to cry. Do you want him to cry sad or cry funny? Is this revenge? Or are you starting something? You need to tell us your story.

 

I was thinking more along the lines of a greased pig, a tube of toothpaste, a crow bar, and a clown.....

 

and lotion..

 

i'm thinking about a bigfoot outfit and a fast runner and NO guns

 

have you put saran wrap over the toilet bowl yet?

 

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I've had great fun with this in my 20 years in the Navy.

 

Ah, doesn't sound like he is old enough to be in an adult book store.