I need some prank help

[gaited horse]

I need the biggest prank ever and it has to make my great uncle cry.

 

[Chirpy]

Ok, you need a 2 seater, small Piper type aircraft. Three llamas and one Guinea fowl, one roll of tinfoil and two lollypops then.... what? You don't have those on hand.... Ok, forget it.

 

[Chicken Boo]

I need a little more context, especially why you need your uncle to cry. Do you want him to cry sad or cry funny? Is this revenge? Or are you starting something? You need to tell us your story.

 

[M@M@2four]

I was thinking more along the lines of a greased pig, a tube of toothpaste, a crow bar, and a clown.....

 

[buck-wild-chick]

and lotion..

 

[aiwetir]

i'm thinking about a bigfoot outfit and a fast runner and NO guns

 

[onthespot]

have you put saran wrap over the toilet bowl yet?

 

[gaited horse]

okay I hate telling this story but I need the help so here goes.
when I was about 4 or 6 I loved to play with the coasters he had and they had little girls on them. well ean uncle called the coasters my girl friends. well today after about 2 years he moved from nevada and he kept telling me he was going to give them to me well when we moved from reno nv to san antonio tx we talked a few times and he always brought up the coastersand we moved back to nv in january we had'nt talked in awhile and I forgot about evil uncle and his coasters well today I got a package from guess who evil uncle and I got all the coasters so I am calling a prank war. and yes this is revenge big time revenge

 

[seismic wonder2]

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I've had great fun with this in my 20 years in the Navy.

 

[ChickenTender63]

Ah, doesn't sound like he is old enough to be in an adult book store.