I sold my chickens because........ (fill in the blank)

[teddiliza]

I thought it might be funny if we started this thread for the craziest reason you decided to sell your chicken/rooster etc.

I sold my Welsummers because.....
They were taking a dust bath in my strawberry pyramid in the middle of January.

 

[BeckyLa]

Assuming this is a fantasy game...

I sold all my Barred Rocks because they make tooo many eggs!

And I sold all my Roosters because they crow.

 

[punky45]

ISMCB they destroyed their coop and tried to eat me

 

[Taylorbird]

ISMCB they chased the neighbors into their house........running franticly screaming ahhhhh!!!!!!!

 

[davidb]

I sell mine so I can buy some more

 

[kyeschicks]

ISMCB they eat cracked corn lol

 

[chicken quartet]

Because they keep pooping all over the patio!

 

[junebug7334]

becuase they kept sleeping with my husband..............

 

[chicken farmer meigs]

I sold my chickens to start a turkey habit.

 

[punky45]

ISMCB they ate my stash of candy!!!