I've got it all figured out! An older, adoring, protective brother would solve all my problems! If he was adoring, he would sympathize instead of going, "Haha, you have to do xxx, and you don't LIKE it!
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If he was protective, I could just tell any and all annoying boys that "I have a brother who can kick your butt."
And if he was older, well, I wouldn't be the oldest anymore! I've got it all figured out!
Now if only there WAS such a things as a brother like that...
(My little brother has been making me insane, and right now, I'd like to trade him in.)

If he was protective, I could just tell any and all annoying boys that "I have a brother who can kick your butt."
And if he was older, well, I wouldn't be the oldest anymore! I've got it all figured out!

Now if only there WAS such a things as a brother like that...
(My little brother has been making me insane, and right now, I'd like to trade him in.)