I think my weirdness...

I'm totally wierd and don't really care who knows it. At my age I can blame my age, medication, or menopause. I have a lunchtime ritual of going to my car, roll down the windows, put the seat back, take off my shoes and socks, prop my bare feet on the dash of the car and take a nap. I've been known to snore or fart myself awake. Best alarm clock in the world is the sneaky fart. I've never been late from lunch.
 
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Believe it or not but right now I'm wearing a sweatshirt that says. "Everyone seems normal until you get to know them". And believe me at my age I can testify that's the truth.
 
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hahaha! I often wonder what people think when they pull up next to me singing..
Once I was just going at it on a rihanna song at a red light and I look over and see this man just looking at me with the biggest grin on his face. I didnt know what do lol
As much as I hear about people singing in their car, I dont really ever see anyone else doing it!

Yeah. One day I was belting it out and the guy next to me at the red light was grinning......oh well, grinning and laughing is better than all the ugly things that drivers like to do
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I've been known to run out and shut the coop in my underpants and a tee-shirt, but I swear, if I ever do that, someone 'drops in', and catches me.

When our new neighbors called the cops about my rooster crowing I went out to talk to the officer in a Tshirt and my underwear (mind you this was at 5:50am).....lucky me I actually wore something to bed that night!!! I'm a pretty firm believer that clothes are a necessary evil of society, and therefore are not required when I'm home alone​
 
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Yeah, and I'll bet you got a nice, lenient warning too, right?
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Yeah actually,
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but I figured it was more because roosters ARE NOT illegal so there wasn't a whole lot he could say. Basically he said he just had to let me know that there was a complaint.
I got from another officer that there has to be 3 complaints before they even really think about doing anything.
 
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*checks for cameras* Are you SURE you haven't been spying on me??

In the car, in the shower, in the grocery... if I'm not singing, I'm whistling...
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Most people just assume I'm having a great day... those that know me just
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Or the sink low in their seat and pretend they don't know me... Sis STILL does that. But one advantage is that my whistling makes it real easy for the kids, sibs, whoever to find me in the store.
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hahaha Pmama!


I told my sister once when we were driving together...
Sometimes I sing so hard I start blacking out
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Then I told her about my neighbors moving out cause of my singing and she said
'Dude, I dont doubt it'


Am I really that bad??
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