Believe it or not, I almost changed her name to Diamond, but I didn’t want to keep reminding myself of my own stupidity.I'd just add
Good golly!And I thought I heard it all! I'll have to pay more attention to my bling when I'm around my girls. They usually try for my watch and beaded bracelets. I'm wishing you a brilliant outcome and hope all goes well! BTW, did you name the hen Diamond?
So sorry I couldn't resist.

And I thought I heard it all! I'll have to pay more attention to my bling when I'm around my girls. They usually try for my watch and beaded bracelets. I'm wishing you a brilliant outcome and hope all goes well! BTW, did you name the hen Diamond? 
Are her eggs extra shiny? 
Thanks for the early morning chuckle! You definitely have quite a unique hen there! 
