I can give away eggs to keep people from objecting to my hens. What do you give away to keep people from objecting to roosters? Drumsticks? I have four roosters in my garage to be processed tomorrow. Roosters are illegal here, but I found them free on Craigslist and couldn't pass up the free free-range meat. I hope the roosters don't crow in the morning. If they do crow, I hope the garage is insulated enough to keep the neighbors from hearing it. If they do hear it, I hope they don't also walk by my house while I'm processing tomorrow. If they do walk by, I hope its in the later stages not the early ones. If they do see the early stages, I hope the humane society understands raising one's own meat. There aren't enough drumsticks to keep the whole neighborhood happy! So roosters, just shhhhhhh!