I understand wanting to do stuff like that sometimes... I joke that if our SOB nieghbor makes me get rid of my indoor chickens just because he can... and yes, he's exactly that kind of a person. He LIVES to turn people in for violation of any ordianance he can find, even when they live on the other side of town and no one even cares but him.. that I'm gonna get as many hound dogs as acceptable by law and tie them out
Of course, I could not and will not ever do this as I don't believe in keeping dogs like that... but I'll tell ya what, if he comes over one more time and oogles my chest, I'm gonna give him a what for.
When we first moved here, and believe me, had I known we wouldn't have, he came over and told me that I couldn't plant trees on the city property on the other side of the sidewalk, but that if I had any problems.... he would help me out.. YUCK! I told him that I already knew I could plant them there because I had already spoken with the city manager.
We got a letter that next week warning about our noxious weeds and tall grass. When I called the city office, they glady came down to see my yard and couldn't figure out why he had put us on his "List" to recieve a warning
What a JERK!!!! I made him feel small, so he tried to show me. Whatever, like I told my other nieghbor who can't stand him... I've got just enough hillbilly in my blood... I won;t be bullied about my property. I take pride in it and take care of it, and just because I like the cottage garden instead of the manacured garden... I won't be bullied like that!
Ok, rant over...... I can totally understand why some people go to extremems to get rid of jerky nieghbors. But I do agree, it doesn't help the plight of the chicken owner in the end. Sometimes the best medicine is good ole honesty mixed with a lot of ignoring them and their bs.

When we first moved here, and believe me, had I known we wouldn't have, he came over and told me that I couldn't plant trees on the city property on the other side of the sidewalk, but that if I had any problems.... he would help me out.. YUCK! I told him that I already knew I could plant them there because I had already spoken with the city manager.



Ok, rant over...... I can totally understand why some people go to extremems to get rid of jerky nieghbors. But I do agree, it doesn't help the plight of the chicken owner in the end. Sometimes the best medicine is good ole honesty mixed with a lot of ignoring them and their bs.