I wish

[Blackbird]

Granted, 40 feet and your house collapses.

I wish my goats would kid.

 

[bulldog-girl]

Granted-but your goat had 8 and she ends up on the news and trying to get book and TV deals. Gets so popular with the press she takes over your house and you have to live in the goat shed.

I wish it were summer(hope that one was not already said-did not have time to read all the pages)

 

[peeper lilly]

granted, it's summer, 120 degrees with out a break in temp, you have no shade and no water.

i wish i had 1000 acres

 

[Justino]

granted but you have to give 500 to me

LOL which means IM you neibore

LOL

I wish it was sunny outside now

 

[Lothiriel]

granted. but it's only sunny for 1 minute, and then it gets all cloudy and the sun never shines again.

I wish I was in CA.

 

[chickenlover98]

granted, but you live in a coconut-smellling, moldy condo.

I wish for another chicken.

 

[rocktheflock]

granted but its a mutant and won't let you the eggs, she has to, and a very particular way, and then feeds them to the coons.

i wish that the schoolroom was clean.

 

[Lothiriel]

granted, but you have to keep it clean.

I wish it was April!!!!

 

[sarahloveschickens]

granted but it snows all threw april


I wish i had some more chocolate!

 

[Justino]

granted but it just looks like chocolate

i wish i had a sweet car