I wish

[Ec_Prokta]

Granted, but they peck you to death.

I wish I had all knowlage in the world!!!!!

 

[Tiramisu]

Granted but you go crazily insane because you know too much

I wish I didn't have a sociology class

 

[Taylorbird]

granted but you have another class you hate enen worse.


I wish my mom didn't make me stop going to the youth group

iSad

 

[Tiramisu]

Granted but it gets cancelled

I wish I had pie

 

[rocktheflock]

granted but it gets thrown in your face. pie in the sky!

i wish the nice weather would stay.

 

[Taylorbird]

granted but it asplodes and gets all over you



I wish I could get even more chickens

 

[rocktheflock]

granted but they're broilers and you HAVE to eat them.
sorry

i wish i had an ostrich

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Granted, but it pecks you so much.

I wish I could have all the chickens I want!

 

[Lothiriel]

granted, but they don't like you and form a conspiracy to overthrow the Human... and it succeeds.

I wish it was Sunday.

 

[rocktheflock]

granted but it turns out to be Rainday.

i wish the piano bench wasn't so hard.