I wish

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

granted... except this wish will explode and ruin all your other wishes after they come perfectly true

I wish that my mind didn't work so well (and deviously) that I can twist these wishes in weird ways soooooo easily

 

[Lil Chirp]

granted but then you go brain dead

I wish i could fly

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

granted but you get 5 seconds in the air and then fall onto sharp spikes on the ground

I wish that my chickens didn't keep getting rare diseases/infections

(I'm not joking)

 

[Roosterboy]

Granted but you get a disease instead

I wish i had a dollar

 

[Lil Chirp]

granted but its fake

I wish I had a bed of nails

 

[Roosterboy]

?
Granted but the bed is only big enough for a mouse

I wish that i could own as many chickens as i wanted

 

[Lil Chirp]

granted but they all have time bombs strapped to their necks

I wish that more people would start going to my celeb animal morph topic

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

granted but they do it to flame and it gets closed

I wish... I wish... I wish for more pizza

 

[Roosterboy]

granted but someone sneezes on it

I wish my room was bigger

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

granted but it's so big that you get lost in it

I wish I could type faster without making spelling errors