I wish

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

granted but then we're pulled into it

I wish I had mountain dew that was actually mountain dew

 

[Zahboo]

Granted but you spill it on your computer and it fries!

I wish I had a LLAMA

 

[country freedom]

Granted, but it spits and kicks you around the pen.
I wish I could lose weight without giving up my comfort foods

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

granted but then you gain it back

I wish I had frizzled sumatras

 

[country freedom]

*

I'll start over, sorry guys


Granted, but they were hatched with straight feathering, no frizzled genes.

I wish we had cured the common cold.

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

granted but then the flu comes back with a vengeance (cuz we ignored it)

I wish for frizzled sumatras that are frizzled and have the gene for frizzling

 

[Lothiriel]

granted.... but they also have very bad immune systems, and contract diseases very easily and frequently.

I wish it was Sunday.

 

[Zahboo]

Granted, but it's 11:59 at night and you don't remember what happened that day!

I wish I had my coop built

 

[Lothiriel]

granted, but it falls apart.

I wish i had my own email address.

 

[Zahboo]

granted but spam is all you get!

I wish I had a coop that was 8x12x8 that DIDN't fall apart, predator proof and looks awesome