I wish

[duckluv]

Granted, but it was poisoned and you die several weeks after eating it.
I wish that my baby brother would stop crying.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Granted, but a burgalar comes and takes him through the window.

I wish I had a horse.

 

[Lothiriel]

Granted, but it's got a ewe neck and swayback and you can't ride it.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Wish granted, but it's as big and fierce as a T-Rex and will eat you.

I wish I could wish a wish without any faults.

 

[duckluv]

Such would be so, but thou did not say what thou's wish was, thus you get nothing.

I wish I had a tank of helium.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Granted, but you consume so much your voice is high for the rest of your life.

I wish for a partridge in a pear tree.

 

[duckluv]

Granted, but two turtle doves come and eat every pear, while a fox kills the partridge.

I wish for a hole.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Granted, but it's a wormhole and you get sucked through.

I wish for a golden toilet.

 

[duckluv]

Granted, but your house catches fire and it melts.

I wish for a vicious, man-eating rabbit.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Granted. It's the noid, he'll eat your pizza and annoy the living daylights out of you. Did I tell you he's also a serial killer?


I wish for a unicorn.