I'd like to know...

[alecat28]

Chuhuahualover...I'm thinking you may want to write a childrens book about your...
3 (Very spoiled) goats, 2 (Very Hateful) Sheep, 3 (Very Crazy) Dogs, 2 (Very Angry) Cats, and 9 (Very Strange) Guineas, 2 (Very Shy) Rabbits

 

[OneShotHunter]

Thanks! I'll think about it!

I'd like to know why my chihuahua barks at EVERYTHING

 

[onedoodle3]

They are tiny and need to make lots of noise to scare things away.




Christmas in July was started by someone that couldn't wait 6 more months to get presents!!



Why am I up? I should still be sleeping!!!

 

[alecat28]

because you are addicted to BYC!

I'd like to know if a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take for grasshopper to kick all of the seeds off of a dill pickle?

 

[onedoodle3]

what a question! Um....about 30 seconds? Cause he's a ninja grasshopper with mad skills!!

*oh wait...do dill pickles HAVE seeds?* Yes, it's been a while since I ate a dill pickle!



Why are my socks blue?

 

[OneShotHunter]

Because they got mixed in with the blue clothes in the wash and changed from white to blue?

Why is my lamb a bonehead?

 

[alecat28]

no seeds ON a pickle...good catch!

your lamb must have dropped a little too far when his mama gave birth to him/her...bet you still love him though!

why does my St. Bernard drool nonstop?

 

[OneShotHunter]

Because he has droopy jowels and can't keep it in his mouth.

Why is my dog sprawed out like he's dead?

 

[downsm75]

Because he's comfy and he can

Why does that ONE duck quack soooo LOUD when she hears the back door?

 

[alecat28]

she's telling the others you are coming with quackers

where oh where has my little dog gone?