If a Chicken and a Half...

[catdaddy66]

...can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half- how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

(for EXTRA credit!)... You're paddling your canoe in the left hand lane and suddenly your right front tire blows out... how many flapjacks does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Random questions to ramble on about.

 

[debilorrah]

Purple.

 

[sfw2]

D - All of the above.

 

[6chickens in St. Charles]

is the pickle on a stick?

 

[Ms.FuzzyButts]

Quote:
You are way off....How can it be purple if it's square??

 

[debilorrah]

Ms.FuzzyButts :

Quote:
You are way off....How can it be purple if it's square??

All squares are purple. You color blind??​

 

[Ms.FuzzyButts]

Quote:
You are way off....How can it be purple if it's square??

All squares are purple. You color blind??

No they aren't... You just think that cause you live in the desert. Everybody knows that squares only look purple in a mirage. But it is just that, a mirage!! You are seeing things!!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

4

 

[goldenluver]

so... what kind of syrup is on those flap jacks..

and I like purple too. hey, there goes a chicken!

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

First question: Seven

Second question: Square root of exploding hippos that like pie and pi