If Chickens Could Speak, What Would Yours Complain About?

[Crazy Chicken Keeper]

Mine would want me to find a scaly leg mite treatment that actually works, I've failed for 6 months XD. Or not being allowed in the garden

 

[kattabelly]

EVERYTHING

 

[Papaye]

Hi.

My chickens are kings and queens.
But I guess I'm not doing enough for them, since I have hens that sometimes escape my yard to go freerange in the agricultural lands around the house...

The neigbour's food (grass) is always better, apparently...!

So : their complain would be that grass looks greener at the neighbours', I guess...?

Mine would want me to find a scaly leg mite treatment that actually works, I've failed for 6 months XD.

Try Cade Oil for chickens : https://www.distilleriedescevennes.com/en/collections/soins-huile-de-cade-vraie-animaux/products/duo-soin-des-poules-huile-de-cade

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EDIT :

I see it goes automatically on the French version if you click on the link, so, to have the English translation, just copy and paste the link!

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Cade Oil is what I use.
It is 100% efficient... and has the advantage to be 100% natural.
You can even use it on wounds, so...

(Just do be careful to buy an actual Cade Oil, and not a counterfeit one...!)

 

[SkyAJK]

My Wyandotte Pretty will say....I am over this same feed every day, can't she gives us something else, I already paid the rent and paid in advance too.

My Tiny rooster Pumpkin will say..I like that Barred Rock Apple hen, but she is so tall.

They will all say..what up with her keep on looking at our bum bum, move your filthy hands away from my bum bum

 

[FrostRanger]

Mine would complain about the lack of treats and not enough free range time. Since those are for their own health and safety (we do have predators and they like to wander off and too many treats are bad for obvious reasons) I would say back "tough". Those birds eat better than I do, I'd be better for it if I was as strict on myself about extras

 

[Ponypoor]

Mine would complain about their flock mates - bring to close, looking at them…

They would also complain about the chilly weather.