here are some of mine I have that I have always laughed at.
"Hand over those doritos you're eating or I'll send in the rooster!" -Beaker (White Leghorn Pullet) Yes, I was eating doritos that day
"Studying makes me sleeeeeep...zzzzzzz" - Swayze (Serama Cockerel)
"Mom I swear I don't know where it came from!" - Stella (Jack Russell)
"Tomorrow I will begin my plot to destroy the world." -Toffee (RIR Cockerel)
"What's on Tv?"
"I don't know. I can't see."
"Aw man! Is that a Chick-fil-a commercial! That's just wrong!"
- Beaker and her Barred Rock friends watching TV
"Oh my gosh. It's so cute...MAKE IT GO AWAY!" -Beaker