if i had a million $$$.....

[Nifty-Chicken]

A million and a zillion... now there's a rather large spread

Maybe 5 million would be more realistic without getting too silly?

 

[ChickenNinja]

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i thought it was:
thousand, million, billion,trillion,zillion,ga-zillion???

 

[beak]

I'd start a horse rescue for my wife.

 

[ChickenNinja]

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how sweet. does she like horses???

 

[beak]

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how sweet. does she like horses???

We have four. We've actually discussed this. It's my DW dream.

 

[GlitterBug]

I would fence in my backyard so the neighbor's dog could not "visit" & kill my pretty chickens if the accidentally got loose.

 

[beak]

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Don't you hate how vulnerable they are? You have to keep them confined in Ft Know to keep them safe.

 

[Bornacentury2L8]

Pay off my bills and get the small farm I've always wanted.

 

[buck-wild-chick]

I put money into moving and buying a house that is already fenced and perfect for all of my animals,horses,goats,and poultry.

Hopefully start an organization that was successful at rescuing and rehoming horses.

 

[chickencoop31320]

I'd start a school for chickens.

There would be a special class for roosters so they could learn how to treat humans with respect and dignity. Special attention would be stressed to explain that humans are not predators or chickens and they should not be treated as such, i.e. no pecking, spurring, chasing, wing motioning or other challenging/hurtful actions.

Hens would have an in depth class about egg laying...
My silkies would be on full scholarship due to no egg production and no interest in it.

Yet another class would be devoted to the proper use of a nest box... Hens lay eggs in there... It's NOT a toilet!

Both roos and hens would be instructed in anti-fecal dinning and the benifits of sharing food instead of grab 'n' run as they do now.



This is my dream for my million/trillion dollars.