If Lady Gaga was a chicken...

[HHandbasket]

Quote:
Why do you say that? She has not had any plastic surgery. I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but she has a large crooked nose, uneven teeth and uneven lips and is still beautiful WITHOUT plastic surgery. She just loves her costumes is all.

But I would be surprised if she ever has plastic surgery.

 

[Moochie]

Aww you guys are so mean to her

I love how she's not afraid to be different and out there.
Not to be mean, but the somewhat bad looking pics remind me of frizzles and such. I could see a white silkie as her though.. Put some color like a bright pink or blue, add some clear rhinestones, white or silver nail polish, some hangy silver/platinum loose jewelry around the shanks maybe or around the neck, and voila a Gaga-fied chicken.

 

[Moochie]

And add a lighting bolt patterned chicken diaper.

 

[hcppam]

Probably she would be in someones freezer.

 

[tinychicky]

goodness don't you know lady gaga would be a showgirl silkie? a frozen one, that is

 

[Moochie]

Why would she be frozen? Then no more awesome chicken..

 

[chickendiva25]

Yeah, why frozen?

 

[Moochie]

I'd keep her if she layed triple yolkers too^^

 

[tinychicky]

frozen as in someone's freezer

 

[Moochie]

I'd find the person who put the Gaga chicken in a freezer and put them in a freezer >.>

Actually I could see her as a rooster. More vibrant colors and stuff.