At an "Elks Convention" in Dallas Texas, two fellas were sittin' at the bar and one said to the other, "Are you here for the Convention?"
"Yep. I am."
"Where ya from?"
"I'm from North Carolina"
"What is it that you do there in North Carolina?"
"I got a BIG FARM and RANCH...raise a lot of Livestock"
"REALLY ! I'm in the same business in Wyoming! How many acres have you got there in North Carolina?"
"Well, like I said, I got a BIG place. I've got 320 acres."
"320 Acres?" said the fella from Wyoming, "Hell, I can git in my pickup truck at the Crack-of-Dawn" and drive all day and NEVER get to the other side of MY PLACE !!! "
"Yep, I know whut ya mean," said the North Carolina Tarheel, "I had a pickup like that myself once."
-Junkmanme-